We Gonna Party Like It’s my Birthday Xmas T Shirt (Jesus). I know people bummed that they have birthdays close to Christmas. They feel like they get gypped on the presents Understandable. Jesus, on the other hand, just totally owns it, and his, coincidentally is on the very same day.
I like that Jesus is ascending over the hilltop bearing a birthday cake to celebrate his birthday. Again, when you have a birthday near Xmas, people aren’t even thinking about you. You have to take matters into your own hands.
You have to bake your own cake. And invite your own people to the house party. You can be butthurt about it, or you can embrace it. I suggest the latter. Way more fun and empowering. After Jesus started throwing himself a party staring at 10 pm on Christmas, he really came into his own.
In fact, he got his shit together so well that he saved the world from sin. Bad ass.
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There’s nothing like a little 50 Cent to get you into the Xmas After party mood. I mean … let’s get down and really have fun with Jesus.
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He’s coming in arms stretched like I’m about to walk in the door with this delicious cake, so this party better be pumping. Windows shaking. Floor bending. Fun having. Look, ye followers, sometimes you gotta cut loose. Give it up. Burn it up. Tear it down. Shake. Shake. Shake.
Remove the cobwebs. Bring the chaos. It’s a natural balance to order, and we need it. House party, Jesus’s cabin in the pines. Be there or be a super dud.