We Built This City On Sausage Rolls T Shirt (Starship Misheard)

We Built This City On Sausage Rolls T Shirt. Well, if you must resort to building a city of some sort of food stuff sausage rolls aren’t bad. They’re shaped like logs, so you can build your structures like log cabins. That’s quaint. What city is Starship talking about here anyway?

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Misheard lyrics are a particularly engaging form of entertainment. You have to go back to your hearing of the song to see, if you too misheard, or, if you didn’t, can you sympathize with the mishearer, or are they complete idiots. Fun game.

The most important thing to take away from this treatise on the misheard lyric from We Built This City by Starship, is that that song is a travesty. Maybe the person that misheard sausage rolls was trying to distract themselves from the tire fire of a song.

It’s particularly egregious because it’s alumni from Jefferson Airplane, which put together some of the most amazing tunes ever. Surrealistic Pillow was no joke. More like a masterpiece.

But, then Grace Slick and company had to get the band back together and lay down some of the corniest blather I’ve ever heard. Terrible. That’s the only thing that keeps me from truly embracing this design.

We Built This City On Sausage Rolls T Shirt: Look How Delicious Those Are. You Could Totally At Least Build Up a Small Town on Those

We Built This City On Sausage Rolls T Shirt
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I mean it’s lighthearted and could be perceived as poking fun, but that’s not enough. This song deserves some serious invective. I mean your ruining my memory of a great band.

You know what I’m totally going to embrace this shirt. It leavens what otherwise would be a capital offense on my senses. I need to just brush it off and remember the good times.

Ah, 1967.