Sorry I Can’t Hear You Over The Sound of My Freedom

Sorry I Can’t Hear You Over The Sound of My Freedom. Freedom is the white noise that helps you sleep soundly at night even while chaos spasms all around you. It’s not a safe space. It’s not easy. It’s living a rich life of your own choosing that makes you feel fulfilled.

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Here’s what we don’t need. More government. A nanny state. Surveillance of every damn thing Americans do under the rubric of keeping us more safe. Yeah. That’s bullshit. They just want a repository of everything, so if you say something they don’t agree with, they can pull your profile and catch you on something.

Thank God Donald Trump won. Hillary would be rounding up those not on board with the New World agenda. I’m not even joking. That’s not hyperbolic. Over a year in and she would have had everything in place.

Don’t get me wrong. She loves America. Well, the part of America where corrupt, kleptocratic, evil reigns. Where charity fraud, pay to play, and killing potential whistleblowers thrives. She loves that America, but that’s not the America I’m talking about. And that’s not freedom.

Makes me want to buy more America-celebrating t-shirts.

My question is … what is the person saying trying to talk to the person that is deafened by the sound of their freedom. Hate speech. Gun control. Democratic socialism. Blah. Blah. Blah.

Hopefully, it’s not like. Hey, I just came from the parking lot and your muscle car is on fire. I guess that’s the chance you take when your headphones blast freedom in your ears 24/7.

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You know that eagle sound you hear in the corny movies? That’s not really what a bald eagle sounds like. Look I’ve spent many hours watching bald eagle videos, and they don’t sound nearly as epic as all that.

But, don’t think of that when you’re wearing this shirt. Think of that epic sound, because this is that awesome eagle, who is like a professional voice over artist specializing in one thing: that eagle riding the air stream, free and calling to all patriots.