On a Scale of One To America How Free Are You Tonight? T Shirt

On a Scale of One To America How Free Are You Tonight? T Shirt. That’s a very clear question. We know how free America is and we know the opposite of that. So, any woman (or man for that matter) should feel flattered about such a clever person asking them out, and should say “America.” Where we going?

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Such a perfect pickup line, because you also get to show where you stand in terms of your feelings for the greatest country on Earth. I assume most reading this are in the USA, and feel the same way. But, maybe you’re from foreign lands.

Do you feel this way about America? Land of the free. Home of the brave. Yes, we’ve taken a prolonged hit ever since Kennedy was assassinated, but we’re coming back strong.

So, how about we go out tonight? You’re not one of those America-hating, hard core Leftists are you?

Now, the only trick is you need to make it seem like this line is only for that special person you have your eye on, except that you have a shirt saying it. So, be careful here. I mean, you could play it like …

I wore this shirt knowing I’d find someone like you, and when I did, I could point to the shirt and say it was meant for you. That would be slick. Or maybe they’ll think you’re full of shit. This dating thing ain’t easy.

On a Scale of One To America How Free Are You Tonight? T Shirt: Looking At That Glorious Beard I’m Free Right Now

On a Scale of One To America How Free Are You Tonight? T Shirt

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It’s going to take a special person to wear this shirt. Do you have what it takes? The chutzpa. The panache. The cajones. If you do, go ahead and pick it up. If not, well, maybe you should move on to something less angling for a date, but equally America loving.

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