Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock T Shirt

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock T Shirt. I totally made up my own version of rochambeau once, so I’m down with the additional random options featured on this very fine tee.

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So, what are the rules with this five throw version of rock, paper, scissors. I don’t know if I can even begin to figure out all of the different variations. I bet Spock beats everything, but if you both get Spock you both die and a lizard, literally eats your eyeballs.

Like at the Rochambeau tournament in Luxembourg (the only place sanctioned for this version), they have a pit of Komodo dragons, if you both throw Spock you get thrown out. They eat everything, but you’re still conscience when they start tasting your succulent eyes.

Did you know if you tried to play this version of rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock, you could get thrown in a dungeon in Papau New Guinea. You could be caught playing anywhere in the world and that’s the punishment. It’s Internationally¬† agreed upon law. All countries in the world allow extradition to PNG if you’re caught committing this heinous crime.

So, anyway here’s a list of my favorite SnorgTees Reviews.

Anyway, here’s a link to the boring rock, paper scissors tournament with no death penalty or dungeons or anything.

Wait, did you know there was a French dude named Rochambeau that helped the 13 colonies win independence from England during the American Revolution? Another little known fact, he avoided a ton of bloodshed by challenging British Military authorities to rock, paper, scissors duels. Winner takes South Carolina.

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It’s hard to line up the nerdity of this shirt with the absolute bad assery of the name sake of the original rock paper scissors game. Those people risked their lives for a set of beautiful principles.

I mean no one guaranteed Rochambeau that British General William Howe was going to accept the terms of that fateful match. But, he did. General Thomas Gage would never have done that. He would have lopped somebody’s ear off.

Look it up.