My New Year’s Resolution: Make Your Life Miserable T Shirt

My New Year’s Resolution: Make Your Life Miserable T Shirt. Now this isn’t very nice, is it? Funny though. Especially if you know an arch enemy is going to be at the same New Year’s party. Wear this and do a “hey, look at me” dance to get her attention. Then, say something like, “Do you like what you see?”

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Before I go any further I have to attribute the above quote. It’s from Hot Rod. Here’s the clip. Imagine that Richardson is wearing this tee in the pool and see how the other dudes react. Really, stick with me on this. This is important. Like true t-shirt immersion. You are going to know what it feels like to wear this tee.

Do you feel that? Is it in you? I think it might be because that clip has it all. I sorta forgot why I’ve connected that to this t-shirt. Does anybody remember where I’m going with all this.

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My New Year’s Resolution: Make Your Life Miserable T Shirt, Wait is That a Semicolon?

My New Year’s Resolution: Make Your Life Miserable T Shirt

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It that the proper use of a semicolon. Can a junior high English teacher weigh in here. That is odd looking. Over the years of looking at it, I always assumed it was a colon. Wow. This kind of changes everything for me and my feelings toward this shirt.

Well, actually, the feelings are still the same … I like it … but the reasons I like it have changed drastically. Well, not drastically, but slightly. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a semicolon on a t-shirt. This is a novelty. A one-of-a-kind.

Basically, this shirt is a wise New Year’s investment. Scarcity creates value. Boom.

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