My Butt Hurts What? Chocolate Easter Bunny T Shirt. Daily reminder. I love absurdity. How do you eat your chocolate bunnies? It’s important to know because it says a lot about you.
It’s like pizza and Oreos and Kit Kats. There are many ways to eat it, and your method reveals more about your personality and psyche than 14 hours in a room, on a couch, conversing with a shrink.
Chocolate bunny consumption methodology doesn’t have the clear, absolute data that the food stuffs above do, but it’s pretty close. Now, buckle up because I’m going to disclose some of the things you can learn. Use this knowledge with care. You can ruin people’s lives or change the course of history by acting on what you learn here. But, I trust you. I do special vetting of the visitors to my site. There’s a 96% chance you’re cool.
Here it goes …
If you start with the ears, you have a hard time communicating verbally.
If you start with the butt you have a butt fetish, like 94 percent of all Germans.
Do with the information as you wish, but with great power comes great responsibility. BE WISE!
I wasn’t going to do this, but I have to. I’m a chocolate snob. I hate cheap chocolate. I don’t enjoy milk chocolate. It’s dark or nothing for me. 70% cocoa or higher is best. I had 95% the other day and it gave me xray vision for 3 hours. Pretty cool.
I’ve never had a chocolate bunny that was good. Maybe I haven’t looked hard enough, but that’s the truth. Full transparency.
My Butt Hurts What? Chocolate Easter Bunny T Shirt: Mutilation is Hilarious!
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It just gets more funny after each bite. My groin hurts. No wait it’s gone. What? I’m paralyzed? What? Someone ate my heart? MMMMNNGNNNNNA (the bunny got its face eaten off).
After you stop laughing at the carnage, you should have a look at these other SnorgTees reviews of my favorite funny t-shirts.