Merry Christmas Retro Santa Claus Surfing Hawaii T Shirt

Merry Christmas Retro Santa Claus Surfing Hawaii T Shirt. I like this one. All the little details and the theme. Chilling Santa with sunglasses, Hawaiian shirt, and striped trunks on a surf board. Good vibrations.

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One question before I profess my undying love for this one. Am I allowed to wear it if I don’t surf. It feels like you need to have bleached hair, peeling nose, bronzed skin, and a water-logged attitude. Bro!

Am I wrong? Can you enjoy this beautiful design without living the life? One of life’s real hard questions. 

So, if you don’t think you are worthy of this tee, I have good news. I found plenty of funny Christmas Tee Shirts that are funny for your enjoyment and shopping pleasure.

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Damn He’s Cool: Merry Christmas Retro Santa Claus Surfing Hawaii T Shirt

Merry Christmas Retro Santa Claus Surfing Hawaii T Shirt

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Have I mentioned how much I like this design. Santa is cool. Santa surfing is so frickin’ cool. The vibe hits me right in the solar plexus. It’s my style. Damn it’s good. 

One thing I haven’t mentioned is the brown gloves. What the hell are those? I can a surfer with a wet suit in cold waters wearing neoprene footies and gloves to keep warm. The brown gloves look like maybe Santa wasn’t totally prepared to be a surfer, so he threw on some gardening gloves in case his hands started to get cold in those crystal clear Pacific waters.

Those look like the gloves he puts on to grab a bundle of firewood to keep the fireplace in the den warm while he snuggles with Mrs. Claus. But, that anomaly makes this design even cooler. Have I slobbered enough praise on this one yet?

It’s amazing. Go get it.