It’s the Most Wonderful Time For a Beer T Shirt. That’s probably the move. Santa is doin’ work … heavy, time crunched labor all night, and probably needs a delicious lager. So, along with the cookies leave him a beer.
Really, to be honest, Santa doesn’t exist except as a very powerful and useful mythological conception. So, really, what you can do, is leave the typical milk and cookies while the kids of the house are still awake. Then, when they hit the hey, grab the 6-pack of Strohs, and crack one open as you admire the festive work you’ve done to make your house a wonderful and warm holiday scene.
At least that’s what this tee conjures up in my mind. Your vision may be slightly different. Take for instance this clip …
Some grizzled old disheveled Santa dude. Not happy with his lot in life. Cranking out Santa shifts for $17/day. Drinking more than that in the evenings. Really, though, if that’s where your mind immediately goes, you need to work on your Christmas spirit. In fact, maybe you need to take a look at all of the other amazing funny Xmas tees I have traveled across the world to find for you. Maybe one of those designs will put into your mind the true meaning of Christmas.
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You know what I’m talking about, right. The Santa Claus bar or brewery hopping rides during the holiday season. Maybe that’s only in beer-soaked post-industry towns like Milwaukee, which is where I live. They call it the Santa Cycle Rampage.
I’ve never done it. It looks fun and cold. I prefer to sit in my living room by the Xmas tree, sipping on a local brew.