In 2018 I Will Lose Weight By Living on the Moon T Shirt. This is my favorite New Year’s tee. So funny. This is one of those rare times where aiming high actually proves you to be a slacker. Get it. The moon is high. You don’t have to actually lose weight.
I sort of feel like I need to apologize to the guy, who wants to lose weight by living on the moon. Look … it’s lazy in that he’s not really going to exercise or change his diet, but … how frickin’ impressive is it going to be if he actually succeeds in getting to the moon. Then, convinces moon alien authorities that he should have a living permit.
That’s bad ass. That’s a stretch goal. I’m behind him 100%. Actually, I’m so inspired I’m going to do a resolution with my own version of this.
For 2018, I’m going to lose weight by living in the community swimming pool. Not quite as audacious, but still interesting. Be sure to check back because, of course, I’ll be live streaming the whole thing.
But, not before I sell a few more funny Happy New Year shirts.
Hey, are you a moon landing denier? Do you think it’s impossible to get to the moon. Don’t tell our intrepid fatty. He’s goin’.
Here are 10 moon facts, because you need to educate yourself even while you’re being entertained and shopping. What a rich experience this site is.
In 2018 I Will Lose Weight By Living on the Moon T Shirt: The Moon Isn’t Cheese, It’s an Exercise Ball!
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I nominate this the funniest damn shirt I’ve seen in a while. Look at that rotund dude prancing on the moon. It might not be to scale. The moon looks like a real cratered up, extra large exercise ball.
What, maybe that’s the plan. He really is going to loose weight with less gravity and with less body fat, because he’s going to do hardcore exercise ball workouts.