I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Dog T Shirt

I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Dog T Shirt. It really is the simple things in life that feel the most gratifying. Petting dog and drinking wine ’til you start telling the dog all of your deepest, darkest secrets and fears. And after an hour or two your most beautiful dreams.

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Dogs are truly the best. They only want to please. Loyal. Happy to see you. Quite great. I mean there’s a spectrum of dogs, and some are terrible animals, but I would say a majority are smelly, hairy bundles of love and joy.

I actually haven’t had a dog for a while, and this shirt is making me want one. This apartment I’m in doesn’t allow them, so it will be a big decision to get another one. I mean to break the terms of a lease and sneak a dog onto the premises is a big deal. Just kidding. I’d move. Not ready to pack it up just to get a dog at this point, but maybe if I drink a little more wine and pet my own insufficient arm, I’ll start really making plans to move.

So, the husky doesn’t like the dog wine. Makes sense. Why would he? He can drink the water while you get the human wine. And get drunk wasted smashed cray cray.

Then, start having that heart to heart. Dogs don’t need to be drunk to enjoy that type of stuff.

I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Dog T Shirt: This Dog Looks Like He’ll Pick Out the Perfect Wine From the Cellar to Go With the Delicious Steak Dinner You’re Having Later

I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Dog T Shirt
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