I Just Found Out I’m Awesome You Might Want to Get Yourself Tested T Shirt. If you got it flaunt it. This is a funny way to do it. Instead of something horrific like getting tested for an STI, go get a test to measure your level of awesome. Insurance totally covers it.
Warning. If you’re not awesome then I would suggest that you consider skipping this shirt. Look there are plenty of other fine Snorg Tees. In fact, I’ve curated the best all on one page for your convenience. Just click that link and have a look if you are not awesome. Be real with yourself. Dig deep. Meditate. Ask yourself: “am I awesome.” If the answer is a resounding “yes” then by all means this shirt is like a gift from God.
If the answer is “no” you have a little work to do. No problem. Not many people really qualify to wear this tee. I’m thinking about 3.8 percent of the population to be honest.
I just thought of a few legit justifications for purchasing this shirt even if you’re not awesome.
- Getting it for a friend. Fine. But they better be awesome.
- Getting it as a motivator. Put it in a prominent place in your closet and look at it everybody to drive you relentless self improvement. Perfect.
I Just Found Out I’m Awesome You Might Want to Get Yourself Tested T Shirt
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I just searched images for awesome and that one came up. And, damn, it tells a story. Doesn’t it. First word that comes to my mind is “awesome.” In fact, I think I might by that t-shirt if it was available. I’ll have to do some research on that.
Hey, one last thing. Don’t let those word purists tell you that the word awesome has lost its original meaning, blah, blah, God and natural disasters used to be, blah, blah … now a bowl of instant oatmeal with one sad blueberry is considered awesome on Instagram, blah, blah.
Haters. Don’t listen. But, serious, be awesome.