I Dyed My Pubes Green For This T Shirt

I Dyed My Pubes Green For This T Shirt. This is bound to be the funniest shirt worn on St. Patty’s Day. It’s judgmental about the people around you. It’s risque. It’s perfect for this day of debauchery.

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Take it to the next level and actually dye your pubes green, so if people call you out on your shirt you can show them. I mean, I’m not encouraging full on inappropriate exposure of your genitals. Just a tiny peak at the pubes to show that you’re not a bluffer. You the real thing. Straight shooter. Green puber.

Other than wearing this shirt, do you know what the next best way to impress everybody at the bar or party or wherever you are on the big day? Know some obscure St. Patty’s trivia. Seriously. People gonna love it.

You will be most impressive. It’s going to take a little work to read and remember some of that stuff but I believe in you.

I Dyed My Pubes Green For This T Shirt: She Cannot Believe She Put in All That Effort and the Party is a Dud.

I Dyed My Pubes Green For This T Shirt

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The men aren’t up to her standards. She’s having a moment by the window here, but she’ll pick it back up and have some fun. As soon as she lets go of the thought of finding a temporary mate, she can get in there and mix it up. Drink some beer or whisky or whatever and have a good time.

But, it’s going to take a minute to pivot to plan B. Not easy. Gotta be flexible. But, I believe in her. She will overcome this disappointment.

Hey, once you get this tee, you’re going to need to get other funny Saint Paddy’s shirts. Right? You better believe it.