I Don’t Need Resolutions I’m Already Perfect T Shirt. So sassy. So confident. You gotta have the stuff if you’re going to wear this one. Are you sure you’re ready? Not many can pull it off. But, if you feel compelled it’s probably a sign that you are ready, or 102% delusional. But, if that’s the case, no harm in wearing the tee.
I love big, bold, brash, declarative tees like this one. Very solid. Shakes things up. Makes people sit up and take notice. I’m not ready to wear it for sure. I have a few minor things to take care of before I’m worthy.
You on the other hand are ready. Actually, you’ll be ready when you buy the shirt. The purchasing is the last test, the final phase of your initiate training.
Well, that and visiting my world-renowned list of amazing, kooky New Years tees.
There have been perfect people that have walked the Earth in history. Jesus. The Buddha. You could be next on the list. The world needs another to look up to. And, of course, if you reach this level you must wear the shirt.
Jesus and Buddha would have worn this tee if screen printing had been up to modern standards. T-shirt production wasn’t at the level it is today or even where it was 50 years ago, so they didn’t have a chance.
But, the modern day perfect human has the opportunity, and I’m happy for you. I think you are the one. Congrats.
I Don’t Need Resolutions I’m Already Perfect T Shirt
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If you want to walk into the party with some attitude this shirt is going to do it. Forget a tailored suit. Exotic timepieces. A car that costs 6-figures. This shirt is the thing that takes you over the edge. And it costs a lot less. Like hundreds of dollars less than a McLaren.