Have a Drink, Enjoy the Party Take 9 Shots After, Ruin Christmas T Shirt. Ah the struggle with the dark side of our nature. It’s real. Ask Carl Jung. Fyodor Dostoyevsky. The existentialists. They knew it was real. Everyone has an Evil Kermit whispering in their ear. Some can ignore it better than others.
If you think you’re special and don’t have the direct connection to hell through which devilish impulses can arise and take you to a dark place, then I don’t know what to say to you. Be careful. Don’t get in new situations where you’ve never tested yourself. You may discover a completely different you.
You may unearth a you that could commit atrocities. And that’s a horrific but useful realization. It keeps you humble and on your toes, ever vigilant against slipping too far.
If you’re not quite ready to get all psycho-analytical, then maybe you should take a peek at the best Christmas T Shirts on the web.
Wait, is dark evil Kermit actually called Constantine? He is. That’s hysterical. I don’t know why, but whoever chose the name Constantine as Kermit’s dark nemesis has some chutzpa or something.
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You’re going to need to master some self control this holiday season if you don’t want to risk ruining every existing relationship you have, and probably the chance to develop new relationships in the future.
This is important. There’s a sweet spot, a fine line, a razor’s edge where you can use the dark, creative energy of your dark Kermit, but still maintain a semblance of reasonable sanity. Don’t dabble unless you can keep a smidge of control.
Ride it to glory, but don’t run off the rails. Lying in a ditch with cactus thorns in your ass is not a good place to be during the holidays, or any other time for that matter.