Guns Don’t Kill People I Kill People T Shirt

Guns Don’t Kill People I Kill People T Shirt. Hey, you love Happy Gilmore. I love Happy Gilmore. Let’s all wear Happy Gilmore shirts, and celebrate our love of goofy ass movies. The world can come together on this. There will be peace.

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Might be a little dangerous to wear this one in today’s climate in the United States. Particularly if you’re around brainwashed gun control activists, who have no sense of humor. Be careful. Be ready to explain. Maybe have the clip at the ready on your phone. Something.

Then, say, it’s just a movie tee. Nothing to get freaked out about. Please don’t pepper spray me. By the way, I also believe wholeheartedly in the 2nd Amendment.

I believe the Second Amendment of the United States is the only thing standing in the way of a Global Authoritarian regime that wants to reduce the population by 90%, so they can live in a New World utopia.

Just kidding … Adam Sandler is funny. Am I right?

Guns Don’t Kill People I Kill People T Shirt: I Bite Them With My Golden Jaws

Guns Don't Kill People I Kill People T Shirt
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I think after Goldfinger, Richard Kiel (RIP), should have worn the gold teeth all day, every day for the rest of his life. He should have them on in the image above. He’s not looking well there. The original gold grillz would have added a little sparkle and pizzazz.

Speaking of which, it’s impressive that he lived to 75. He was 7’2″. People that tall don’t normally live that long. People have surmised the reason is that the heart has to pump the blood so much farther. I guess that would mean midgets would live the longest which I don’t think is the case, but they may have other health issues.

Anyways, you should probably bath in the soothing visuals of frickin’ funny t shirts before it all ends and you leave the mortal coil.

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