Funny America T Shirts: Freedom Lets You Laugh At Hilarious Shit

Funny America T Shirts. Hunting for the funniest ‘Merica shirts has not been easy. There isn’t a ton of funny ones. Many are just trying to state they love the country and beer. This is fine. I’m absolutely in love with the greatest experiment  in individual human rights in history. And, I like a beer.

But, mixed in with the freedom loving fun, is hamfisted stupidity. Since, I am a man of discriminating tastes that curates for a very smart cadre of visitors, I know I must go the extra mile and find the best.

And I did. This is an ongoing project of mine and this is the first batch. Please enjoy. If you know of others, please let me know in the comments. I’d love to add them.

I seriously love the celebration of being wild and crazy, shooting off guns, admiring gorgeous ladies in bikinis, chugging lager, listening to rock ‘n roll, wearing jeans, eating apple pie, driving muscle cars and monster trucks. Love it.

That is a substantial element of the United States that should not be discounted when analyzing the success of the country. We like to have fun. And that is a very attractive piece to the wonder of our country. But, we also balance it out with hard work and taking risks. Capitalism rewards taking risks and finding products and services that the market wants. No better system has ever existed on Earth, and the US has been the driving force. And, we’ve become an awesome power with vast resources.

I have to say the experiment succeeded beyond the wildest dreams of our Founding Fathers. But, as President Reagan said we have to remain ever vigilant:

“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.”

Now,  part of being vigilant is keeping an eye on corruption. And, there’s a shit ton of that these days. Particularly vexing is the Deep State, or the Swamp which Donald Trump promised to drain. This absolutely diabolical corruption can be shoved down our throats under the guise of Patriotism or supporting the troops, or having compassion for illegal immigrants because we are a Nation of immigrants.

I am Patriotic, but the Patriot Act was a terrible overreach to effectively make our country a surveillance state. That does not line up with liberty or freedom. US intelligence agencies spying on American citizens is unacceptable.

Part of being in a free state is accepting the dangers. There will be bad actors. They will take advantage of the openness of the society. That’s part of the price we pay. We can not give up our liberty for a bill of goods they call more safety.

So, by all means get fucking crazy on the 4th of July. Celebrate this great nation and the massive balls our founders had in telling the Brits to shove it … that they’d had enough of their oppressively monarchal slave state. That is awesome. But, let’s not think that our government, though buttressed with an amazing set of founding documents, can’t be overrun by oligarchs and kleptocrats, who believe a position in government is more self enrichment that serving the people.

Massive regulation. Federal overreach. Surveillance. Taxation without true representation. Politicized judiciary. Keep an eye on this stuff.

This is getting a little heavy. This is about all the America T Shirts, funny and maybe a little offensive, that I have found. But, when I think about the United States I can’t help but think we’re on a precipice, and that we need to fight to preserve the Republic.

Okay. Okay. Let’s lighten it up. Communism is a vomitous ideology with millions upon millions of gruesome deaths to testify to its failure. Socialism is the gateway drug to this complete failure which does not reward positive human endeavor, rather seeks to control everything and everyone in order to sustain a godless utopia on earth. I mean interesting concept of trying to make the best of life on Earth, rather than some religious fundamentalists, who claim they are not of the Earth and that they’re waiting for their rewards in the Afterlife.

Anyway, miserable failure. Can you imagine the impossible task of a central authority pricing everything? It’s an impossible job. There are stories of Soviet officials pouring over United States catalogs to get an idea of what to price things. This happens naturally in a free market. The price finds its equilibrium in what the market will bear. No seriously, here comes the funny…

Photo by Houston Chronicle.

Look at newly minted Soviet Leader, Boris Yeltsin, gobsmacked by all the choice in the frozen treat aisle. I think all those pudding pops nearly flipped that commie. Here’s what he had to say

“Yeltsin, then 58, ‘roamed the aisles of Randall’s nodding his head in amazement,’ wrote Asin. He told his fellow Russians in his entourage that if their people, who often must wait in line for most goods, saw the conditions of U.S. supermarkets, ‘there would be a revolution.'”

Funny America T Shirts: Cause Abe Lincoln Had Dinosaurs on His Side

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I’m going to end with this. Of course, there’s a spectrum of people in this country. But, on the whole, American’s are generous and kind hearted and value truth and justice.

That’s why we must keep a very watchful eye on the machinations of government, who are supposed to represent us. Lord knows the bought and paid for MSM isn’t going to do it.There are rogue actors, who consider themselves the seat of government, because they aren’t elected and are career operatives, who think that don’t have to answer to the President or the will of the American people. They have to go. Congressmen on the take have to go. Radically political judges must go.

The swamp must drain, and I think Donald Trump is actually making it happen. Why do you think they’re trying to hard to get a duly elected President out of office with fake dossiers, bullshit news, and outlandish accusations? Because the status quo has been upset. It was supposed to be Hillary Clinton, but she’s a vile person, and even a rigged election couldn’t get her to the finish line.

I’m rooting for justice. I want perp walks. No one is too big to jail or is above the law.

I think we’re going to get it. Be ready. It could get ugly.

I’ll wrap this up with this some more fine America gear.

It’s not a t-shirt but I could not leave out this bodysuit:

funny america t shirt

One last thing. I’d be remiss without mentioning the horrific, never ending wars that have zero benefit for the American people. All they do is create destabilization in different parts of the globe, so a select group of rogue actors in intelligence, military, and mercenary forces, can develop and maintain ratlines to make money to pay for even more clandestine operations.

This is not good. It’s dirty. It’s a terrible representation of the United States abroad. And, it should be stopped immediately. We should not be in the business of drug running, sex trafficking, and organ harvesting. This has been going on since Vietnam. It’s worse now because technology and drone weaponry aid in execution and cover. That’s tax dollars that could be helping veterans at home being used to fund billion dollar black ops that line the pockets of a select, greedy, evil few. It must stop.

And the perfect way to “end” with this fine Patriotic thong:

Funny America T Shirts