Coolest Monkey in the Jungle Shirt

Coolest monkey in the jungle shirt from H&M sparks the outrage machine. Ridiculous. And, of course, there’s a backlash to the outrage, so there are more of these shirts popping up everywhere. This is not racism. H&M didn’t put it together as racist. In fact, the thought didn’t even pop into the product photographer’s mind. Just snap the cute kid in the shirt and move on.

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So, who’s the racist? The people that automatically connect the black child to monkeys because he has the word monkey on his shirt, or the people that don’t even put that together, because kids are kids, so none of this shit matters. I’d say the latter.

Coolest Monkey in the Jungle T-Shirt

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Tired of controversy? Well, you can find just straight funny t shirts on my home page. Might be more your speed. Or maybe you want to learn more about the story. If so, here’s a video by some dude, who calls himself the squatting slav. Nice Eastern European accent here.

Identity politics and political correctness are tearing this country apart. They’re both concerted efforts to destroy the Republic in order to usher in the New World Order utopia. We have seen serious attempts at this before. Every time Marxist socialist utopias have been attempted, they have failed spectacularly with millions of unnecessary deaths, and widespread suffering. Only the elite in those systems make out well.

Read your history. Or read Animal Farm. Somehow get educated with reality. Dump the post-modernist shit, and buy this shirt because “yes, you are the coolest dude on the street, monkey in the jungle, panther in the forest, shark in the ocean.”

Coolest Monkey in the Jungle Hoodie

Coolest Monkey in the Jungle Hoodie

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How about a hoodie? You need to express your coolness when the temperatures drop as well. Don’t forget this. Be prepared. Fall is coming. You know this. You’re cool. In fact, you’re the coolest.

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