Christmas Tortoro T Shirt. Can’t get enough of this classic My Neighbor Tortoro stuff. You got catbus and Tortoro and Michiko and Flufarsan. Then this shirt has all the Xmas trappings, including a wreath made of candy canes, stockings, snowflakes, ornaments, mistletoe, and more. That’s why you absolutely need to purchase this tee right now.
I almost forgot to mention Mini Tortoro, the Sootballs, and Blue Tortoro. Thank God for Wikis.
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Christmas Tortoro T Shirt
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You will not believe this. No really, you won’t. Sit down. I have to tell you something important. I have never seen My Neighbor Tortoro. I haven’t the foggiest what it’s about. I had to get that off my chest.
You okay? Sometimes the process of one person getting something off their conscience, then heaps like 45 pounds of glob onto the other person. Now, you feel good but the other party is looking at like six years of therapy, to become whole again.
Is your world shattered? Sorry if I didn’t give you enough warning. Do you still like me? Can we still be friends?
I know it’s a cardinal rule for t-shirt bloggers to know about the subject matter of the t-shirts they are reviewing. But, here’s the thing. I’m trying. Does that count for anything?
I can’t know everything about all pop culture. You know? I’m not artificial intelligence with infinite memory space. Plus, I spent way too much time watching the Denver Nuggets in my formative years.
I missed out on some of the finer things that would become shirt art decades later. Okay, I’m just going to leave it there.
We’re okay. Right?