Abe Lincoln 3D Glasses T Shirt


Abe Lincoln 3D Glasses T Shirt. President Lincoln was a serious and tough dude, but he also knew how to have a good time. So, that’s why you wear this shirt. To remind people that you can work hard, be one of the greatest presidents, and check out the latest Coen brothers film.

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I mean this could also be in remembrance of the way Lincoln passed away, shot in the back of the head by John Wilkes Booth as he was watching the 3D entertainment of a live play called Our American Cousin at Ford’s Theater in Washington D.C. on April 14, 1865.

But, maybe that’s too crude of an association. I prefer to think of it as giving Lincoln an air of hip badassery.

Wait, President Lincoln didn’t even live to see the 13th Amendment ratified and slavery abolished. At least he saw Congress finally pass it. Hell, he didn’t even see the official end of the Civil War, which mercifully ended May 13, 1865.

Abe Lincoln 3D Glasses T Shirt: Because Even a Man So Serious and Diligent Knew How To Have a Good Time Every Once in a While

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I’m totally into conspiracy theories these days, and, for god’s sake this feels fishy as hell. I guess on the face it makes some sense. Booth conspired with two other dudes to take out the President, Vice President, and Secretary of State and kindle a new flame for the Confederacy. And, the war was officially still going at the time. So, maybe that’s all there really is to it.

Or maybe the Rothchilds were already in business at that time, and they didn’t like the direction of the United States with Lincoln at the helm. I’m going to need to do a little more research on this one. It is fascinating. Oh shit!

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