You’ll Never Catch Me, I’m the Ninjabread Man T Shirt

Christmas, Literature, Wordplay
You’ll Never Catch Me, I’m the Ninjabread Man T-Shirt

Get this You’ll Never Catch Me, I’m the Ninjabread Man T Shirt and automatically enter into the much coveted cool as shit club.

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First, you show you have the sophisticated sense of humor. I mean that’s the only thing that can explain you wearing a shirt that features a deft pun. Second, it’s festive. This makes you seem cool but not too cool to enjoy the holidays. This is right in the sweet spot of where to be. In fact, if you want to be in that spot from Black Friday through Xmas day, then you should probably stock up on Christmas T Shirts, funny Christmas T Shirts to be precise.

The gingerbread man story is quite good and if you need to tell it to kids in your care, you should probably grab the advice and the actual text of the story.

Otherwise, if you’re into the adaptation with the ever popular ninja phenomenon, then all you really need to do is wear the shirt and pass on the oral tradition.

Yeah, so that ancient story of the gingerbread man, who went rouge and paid for it later, really doesn’t resonate with me. Yes, it’s very difficult to buck tradition and make it work in your life long term. Yes, there is a reason that the traditional way of doing things became that way, and you better have a frickin’ tremendous reason for switching that up. But, if you do, then there is no better role model than the gingerbread man that kicks his problems in the face rather than always running away from them.

That fox didn’t even know what hit him. The ninjabread man just used has carcass to build a boat to get across the river.

You’ll Never Catch Me, I’m The Ninjabread Man T Shirt Establishes That You Make the Rules

You’ll Never Catch Me, I’m the Ninjabread Man T Shirt

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