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The Gorilla Channel Nothing But Fighting Gorillas T Shirt

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People will believe anything about Donald Trump. And they’ll make benign things like drinking with two hands, or eating well done steak with ketchup, seem like the dude is one rejected painting episode from becoming literally Hitler.

The latest kerfuffle is a doozy. So, this dude Michael Wolff is releasing a scandalous book, Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House, trying to make Trump look like a tard. He gets incendiary quotes from Steve Bannon about Trump being incompetent, and Don Trump Jr.’s meeting with the Russian lady being treasonous.

He also writes in the prologue that he has no idea if any of the shit is true. Seriously. Here’s the quote:

“Many of the accounts of what has happened in the Trump White House are in conflict with one another; many, in Trumpian fashion, are baldly untrue. These conflicts, and that looseness with the truth, if not with reality itself, are an elemental thread of the book.

“Sometimes I have let the players offer their versions, in turn allowing the reader to judge them. In other instances I have, through a consistency in the accounts and through sources I have come to trust, settled on a version of events I believe to be true.”

I’m not sure that’s how you are supposed to put a book together. Just get some quotes (best if it’s from fired disgruntled ex-employees) and let the reader decide if it’s nonsense. I guess since he admitted right there on page 10, it’s cool.

But, it’s unbelievable how much air time this Wolff dude is getting. It’s sort of inspiring. I spend all of my time writing the most vapid nonsense that comes to mind. Wolff does the same and is set to make millions in book sales. I just need to tweak my process to include

But, that’s what brings us to The Gorilla Channel. A brilliant little piece of satire. Not sure if the creator meant to shine a bright light on all of the nonsense in the book by ramping up the absurdity, or with a fertile comic mind decided to jump on the goofy Trump story train, and push one of his own out there.

I have to tell you, I’m pretty happy this happened because PixelatedBoat is a hilarious cartoonist, and now I get to check out all of his stuff.

Basically, he pretended that one of the scandalous anecdotes in the book, involved Trump asking staffers to give him gorilla videos, but to cut out all the boring stuff, and just keep the fighting. This is completely made up.

But, there is so much hate of Trump and desire to see him be labelled stupid, useless, and ultimately unfit to serve, that the opposition party media jumps on anything that hints at a ding on the President.

Of course, now people are putting together videos of gorillas and calling it the The Gorilla Channel.

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Here’s the Tweet that started it all:

Dude had to change his Twitter name to “the gorilla channel thing is a joke” to get people to realize that President Trump doesn’t sit four inches from the TV screen for 17 hours straight, whispering sweet nothings to his favorite fighter gorillas.

If it wasn’t so funny, it’d be a little concerning. Wait, you really believed that? And you think you’re a rational adult, who’s opinions on foreign and domestic policy are unassailable.

Was it because this Pixelated Boat made the “excerpt” real looking with three paragraphs of text and that special book font?

Ah, the Internet combined with a disputatious political atmosphere equals crazy town for all the boys and girls.

Let’s get weird.

Oh by the way, here’s another one in case it more to your taste:

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