Do You Have a Moment to Talk About the Dark Side Darth Vader T Shirt (Star Wars)

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Do You Have a Moment to Talk About the Dark Side Darth Vader T Shirt (Star Wars)

Do You Have a Moment to Talk About the Dark Side Darth Vader T Shirt. I have to admit I’ve never seen this movie. Does Darth Vader really resort to door-to-door begging to get people on his side. Seems anticlimactic but who’s to argue with the worldwide adoration of the franchise. George Lucas knew what he was doing.

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Just kidding. I’ve seen Star Wars. Most of ’em anyway. I don’t think I’ve seen the last one. They’re harder to keep track of now, because there’s like 42 side stories based off of fan fiction or whatnot.

No but really. I know the Darth Vader story inside and out. This shirt depicts his life after he got really into Gandhi’s theory of nonviolence. He decided he was going to stop crushing fool’s skulls. Rather, he was going to use reason and friendship to persuade people to come, of their on volition, to the dark side.

I think he sucked at it at first, and killed a few people in the threshold of their own house. But, after a few years, he got good enough to launch a meetup at the Goodfellows hall every other Wednesday. About 8 or 9 people showed up on average. Not bad. Not bad.

Do You Have a Moment to Talk About the Dark Side Darth Vader T Shirt (Star Wars)

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Whenever I think of prostelyization, I think of Jehovah’s Witnesses. Door to door on a Saturday morning. You know the type. You hide behind the couch when they knock so they don’t see your heathen ass through the window.

Hey, once you’re done soaking in the brilliance of this tee, check out the rest of my personal favorite Snorg Tees.

 

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