Peanut Butter T Shirts: Celebrate the Perfect Food

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Peanut Butter T Shirts

Peanut Butter T Shirts. I thought I new the world of peanut butter. I used to eat it every day. But things have changed. Peanut butter culture ain’t what it used to be. But, one thing is for sure … this gay rainbow heart peanut butter love hoodie is NICE.

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What I mean by peanut butter has changed is a barely know what the hell all of these peanut butter shirts mean. There’s the obvious peanut butter and jelly references. And there are shirts with just the word peanut butter, which I think you’re supposed to match up with a friend wearing jelly. Or even better … wear your peanut butter tee to the festival, and if there is someone wearing the jelly you were meant to be together forever.

Even if it’s a very tall, muscular, hairy man and you are a heterosexual dude. You must now be jelly’s partner forever, and you will love it because it was t-shirt fate.

Or it could be some cute girl but that’s not even funny, just phenomenal. There’s some other weird stuff going on with peanut butter. I think crossfitters must swear by it because the number of lift and peanut butter life is astonishing.

There’s also the wordplay with jelly, so the shirt says peanut butter and jealous, which is clever and a thoroughly modern language gag.

You know the history of peanut butter, right? Marcellus Gilmore Edson invented peanut paste. Didn’t catch on. That dude Dr. John Harvey Kellogg, who had a flair for marketing, ground it up raw for old people with bad teeth, said it was a great source of protein, and most importantly, called it peanut butter.

Peanut Butter T Shirts: Baby Made a Big Mess on His Face

Peanut Butter T Shirts

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I have to admit this peanut butter baby design is my fave. I mean, that’s spectacular.

“Does it feel good?”

“Auff.”

 

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