Over the River and Through the Woods is Too Far Sorry Grandma T Shirt. I mean, she could come pick us up, but she never does. Something about having a hard time walking and not being able to see over the steering wheel. Lame.
I mean if she’s really that desperate for company make an effort. Am I right? I have way better things to do than hear her crusty stories about Grampa and my Dad, and the way things were before water and the sun even existed.
Geez, I text her and she never responds. I hit her up on Facebook. Crickets. It shouldn’t be me that’s apologizing. Should be her. That’s how you’re going to treat the spawn of your own flesh and blood. Wow! Greatest generation. Sure thing. More like greatest disappointment.
Check out the traditional children’s song that this shirt is based on. Totally dope. Did you know that song was also known as “The New England Boy’s Song About Thanksgiving Day. The words are a Thanksgiving poem by Lydia Maria Child published in 1844. I bet her estate made bank with all the royalties on that one.
Actually, there probably wasn’t a copyright cartel back then, so the copyright probably ran out in a reasonable time so it could go into the public domain and enrich our culture, and provide fodder for derivative like this shirt for instance.
Over the River and Through the Woods is Too Far Sorry Grandma T Shirt
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Snorg Tees made this shirt and a lot more. They’re not all awesome like this one, so I took it upon myself to collect the best and make a convenient gallery of them for you to peruse at your ultimate leisure. Enjoy.
And, don’t forget to call your gramma. I was joking around up there. She deserves all the time you can give to her. Plus, you can learn a lot from seniors. They have a lot of life experience. Between all the ghastly farts and burps maybe you can get her to drop some pearls of wisdom.