Houston We Have Dibs Moon Landing T Shirt

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Houston We Have Dibs Moon Landing T Shirt

Houston We Have Dibs Moon Landing T Shirt. I love this. And, then, they shut off the audio transmission. Houston telephones the USSR and passes on the news. Meanwhile, on the moon other space travelers dispute the claim, and have quite a good case.

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What I’m saying is that there were aliens on the moon. I actually believe that we did reach the moon July 20, 1969, but I also believe Stanley Kubrick shot some artificial footage to supplement the real pictures of Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and that other guy. How would you like to be that other guy? I was one of three dudes that flew to the damn moon and no one remembers that my name was Michael Collins.

Brutal. Kind of a generic name, but still people should remember that name as well.

Neil Armstrong is always quoted as saying …

“That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”

They always forget to add …

“And one bad ass dibs for the United States of America.”

And, no one at NASA wants this to get out …

“What the hell is that? Why is it moving toward us? And, do my eyes deceive me in this foreign place or is that a conglomerate of buildings on the horizon? Oh good Lord, start the engines Michael Collins, and get us the hell out of here.”

If this is getting too conspiratorial for you, you might want to look at the rest of my favorite SnorgTees. It’s quite an entertaining list certain to please. You will want to purchase at least a dozen of these shirts.

Houston We Have Dibs Moon Landing T Shirt: It’s Been 50 Years, When’s The Next Mission?

Houston We Have Dibs Moon Landing T-Shirt

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Well, sometimes you don’t want to go back to a place if you don’t totally understand what or who you saw the first time. Negotiations to have a friendly face-to-face chat with Mork have probably faltered so NASA shit-canned the whole moon thing.

 

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