Happy New Year 1959 Bioshock T Shirt

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Happy New Year 1959 T Shirt

Happy New Year 1959 Bioshock T Shirt. I like the thought of wearing the wrong date to a New Year’s party. Particularly if it’s just a year or two off. Just a little dissonance to kick the year off right. Now, 1959 is another thing entirely. If people don’t know Bioshock, they may think you’re looking pretty good for your age.

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I, of course, know exactly what Bioshock is. It’s a first person shooter game set in the 1960s. I guess that’s the significance of the 1959. You were having all kinds of fun, including awesome New Year’s parties, then came the 60s.

Do I need to go on? Obviously, I know my stuff …

ADAM

Jack

Rapture

So, are you going to get this shirt or what? If it’s not for you, would you kindly check out the rest of the New Year’s themed funny tshirts I have collected for your immense convenience?

Did you know that Bioshock had its own Twitter account. I did, because I’m like the games’ number one fan of all time, except for Larry. He was number one, but he died choking on peach flavored licorice sticks. I wasn’t there.

I totally would have given him the Heimlich, even if tempted by the opportunity to take his place as number one fan. It just happened organically. I mean, the licorice wasn’t organic, but he wasn’t murdered or anything.

Happy New Year 1959 Bioshock T Shirt

Happy New Year 1959 T-Shirt

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Hey, why don’t you leave a comment trying to prove to me that you’re nearly as big a fan of bioshock as me. Obviously, you won’t measure up to me, but if you’re in the same ballpark that’s pretty damn impressive.

You’ll probably get a girlfriend just by listing out all the reasons why you’re in the top 100 of Bioshock fans. Well, maybe not a real girlfriend, but maybe someone across the country that you can message once a week on average.

She may even look like the red head in the tank top. Nah.

Happy New Year!

 

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