Funny Happy New Year Shirts: Enjoy New Year’s Eve in Style

Funny Happy New Year Shirts

Funny Happy New Year Shirts. You probably wondered, where can I get a knee-slapping t-shirt to wear for New Year’s Eve. You may have gone through the options. A tux …. pssssssh. Dinner jacket …. ha. Slinky black dress …. nah. Boring. Be the life of the party and wear one of these t-shirts.

And, let’s not forget recovering in comfort on New Year’s Day. A tee is perfect as you nurse that wicked hangover.

Don’t tell me you didn’t believe. That you doubted in this great wide world that there was no such thing as a New Year’s shirt that is humorous.

Keep it to yourself if you did think that, ye of little faith. Cheeze Tees always has you covered.

In fact, for your convenience, check out the gallery below. There are not millions of designs, like there are for other holidays, but there are enough to suit your very specific needs.

I prefer the positive funny messages, but my dark side can’t help but laugh about some of the more pessimistic design options.

Cure Your Hangover From Overindulgence on New Year’s Eve

I’m not here just to schlep you the best funny t-shirts on the planet. I care about you and want you to feel healthy, strong, and happy.

Are you familiar with Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response (ASMR)? Apparently, I’ve been living under a rock. How does a human live under a rock? Seems like if the rock is big enough to provide shelter, it is probably crushing you. And if it’s just a little rock, the elements are probably bashing you, especially at this time of year.

Plus, it would probably only cover your left nipple, rather your entire being such that you would be blocked from knowing what hot stuff is going on in the world.

Anyway, enough on that weird phrase. I sort of get it. Grubs don’t know much. They kind of do their thing under rocks and old, decaying, unwanted not properly disposed of furniture in the backyard. Not sure what it is they do, probably like most simple creatures eating and defecating is on the top of the list. And, that probably does something magical for the soil.

 Funny Happy New Year Shirts

That’s why the life is so amazing. We all have are part to play. And, that’s why it’s good to reflect on life every once in a while, and what better time than at the end of a calendar year.

Wait, so ASMR. These ASMR videos are supposed to give your brain orgasms or something. I’m sure there are professional practitioners, and just punters, fakers, grifters, and cheats. I’m also sure that I have no idea to tell the difference. Maybe it’s as simple as watching the video and seeing if I feel anything.

I know that when the video ASMR’er is cute like the girl in the video below, I certainly feel something but I’m not sure it’s the intended relaxation. That Russian accent is really lovely.

This video is supposed to be a help for a New Year’s hangover. So, bookmark this page. If you party super hard this NYE, then by all means watch this video to soothe your aches. Then, let me know if it worked in the comments below.

Funny Happy New Year Shirts: Let Everyone Know You Like to Have a Good Time

Funny Happy New Year Shirts

I really do wish you the best for the new year. And I really do think that if you get funny happy new year shirts for your friends and family you will enjoy the holiday about 68% more.

Wear them to the club. Wear them under your jacket. Wear them with a tie if you need to be more formal. Wear them to the bowl game. Wear them to the show. Wear them all over the place.

I think another good thing to do is wear the wrong year. So, you may have trepidation about purchasing a shirt that has the year on it. 2018 or whatever. Does that mean, since it’s a New Year’s shirt and it’s got the exact year on it, that you can only wear it once, and then it’s obsolete.

If I was a shady only care about making buck snake oil salesman, I would say that yes, you can only wear it once, but that’s part of the mystique. That’s what will elevate you in the eyes of the people you’re with. I mean, you’ve heard stories of people waiting for that one cactus flower that only blooms once a year. If they see it they consider themselves rock stars and tell everybody about it.

If you wear a New Year’s tee with the exact date on it, you are the special flower. The people around you become special and have stories to tell just because they’re in your vicinity, but you are the elusive bloom.

A Dog Year 2018 T Shirt

But, I’m not a greasy sales schmuck. Instead I’m transparent and want to build a lasting relationship with your based on trust. That’s why I’m going to tell you this bit of truth right now.

You can wear your old New Year’s Eve shirts every year into the foreseeable future. You know how retro, throwback sports jerseys are the rage? Same thing with the “retro” NYE tee. People will nod. They’ll know you have had this end-of-year-tee thing on point for a good long time. You’re the OG of NYE tee. Hell, you may have even purchased that old date, just for the new year, because you have panache, and style and self-confidence for days.

That’s the kind of message you deliver when you where an old date to bring in a new year. So, buy with confidence. Know that you will get very good use out of the purchase. You will not have buyer’s remorse. You will be pleased with yourself for years to come.

Happy New Year!!!!

 

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