Wordplay

Come To Philly For the Crack T Shirt

Come To Philly For the Crack T Shirt

Come To Philly For the Crack T Shirt. Double meaning here. Wordplay for sale. Get your Philly crack right here. I think there’s a third way you can look at it too. All those cheesesteak eating football hooligans with their buttcracks peaking out from their jeans. It’s a cornucopia of Philly crack from which to [...]

Time to Get Star Spangled Hammered T Shirt

Time to Get Star Spangled Hammered T Shirt

Time to Get Star Spangled Hammered T Shirt. Sometimes you gotta blow off some steam. Drink a few beers. Forget about the problems. Reduce the stress. This is healthy. Plus, spangled is a super cool word. But, let’s not get too sloshy here. We have a lot of work to do. There’s a revolution in [...]

Ameowica T Shirt

Ameowica T Shirt

Ameowica T Shirt. Justice will be served. This patriotic cat will see to it. It’s all happening. I can’t believe it. This cat and his wordplay is powerful and it’s only going to get better. That’s why you should own and wear this playful shirt and celebrate this great Nation. I’m giddy. It’s all happening. [...]

Mullet Over T Shirt

Mullet Over T-Shirt

Mullet Over T Shirt. For some reason I think of Brian Bosworth when I look at this fine design. He didn’t have orange hair, but he was certainly rocking a gorgeous blonde mullet all the men and boys envied. I’m not lying about The Boz. Dig this video. Stone Cold!!!!!!!! Mullet Over T Shirt: Glorious [...]

Beach Better Have My Money T Shirt

Beach Better Have My Money T Shirt

Beach Better Have My Money T Shirt. Nice little wordplay combined with the beach metal detector phenomenon. Have you been to Youtube lately. Of course, you have. There are dozens and dozens of channels devoted to looking for crap on the beach. It’s not just for old crusty weirdo dudes any more. There are super [...]

I Pull Out Hide-a-Bed T Shirt

I Pull Out Hide-a-Bed T Shirt

I Pull Out Hide-a-Bed T Shirt. This is a bit scandalous. I’m not sure I am ready to get into these more adult themes on this site. But, I can’t resist good wordplay, so here we go. PSA: I have two kids using the pullout method, so you can wear the shirt and laugh, but, [...]

I’m the Wurst T Shirt

I'm the Wurst T Shirt

I’m the Wurst T Shirt. I love this little dude. He’s the wurst, and totally stoked about it. Plus, I like the placement of the little casing tie ups on the either end. Not going to get into what the bottom one looks like. Suffice it to say this little guy has pizzazz. And it’s [...]

Never Judge a Book By Its Movie T Shirt

Never Judge a Book By Its Movie T Shirt

Never Judge a Book By Its Movie T Shirt. Nice wordplay here. You see usually the phrase goes never judge a book by its cover, meaning you need to actually read the book before making any informed judgement. Same can be said for never judging the book by the crappy movie that was loosely based [...]

DJ Enzyme Breaks It Down T Shirt

DJ Enzyme Breaks It Down T-Shirt

DJ Enzyme Breaks It Down T Shirt. I think about and take enzymes a lot. I’m not known for my iron stomach. In fact, if I veer off my strict diet even a little, well, our DJ friend doesn’t have time to do anything but get out of the way. That was probably too much [...]