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We Built This City On Sausage Rolls T Shirt (Starship Misheard)

We Built This City On Sausage Rolls T Shirt

We Built This City On Sausage Rolls T Shirt. Well, if you must resort to building a city of some sort of food stuff sausage rolls aren’t bad. They’re shaped like logs, so you can build your structures like log cabins. That’s quaint. What city is Starship talking about here anyway? Misheard lyrics are a [...]

99 Problems Is Still a Lot of Problems T Shirt

99 Problems Is Still a Lot of Problems T Shirt

99 Problems Is Still a Lot of Problems T Shirt. Guess it all depends on what you’re counting as problems. One, I’m going to die. Two, toothpaste is almost out. Three, I have a cavity. Four, my favorite NBA team is on a losing streak. I mean this stuff adds up. Don’t even need to [...]

DJ Enzyme Breaks It Down T Shirt

DJ Enzyme Breaks It Down T-Shirt

DJ Enzyme Breaks It Down T Shirt. I think about and take enzymes a lot. I’m not known for my iron stomach. In fact, if I veer off my strict diet even a little, well, our DJ friend doesn’t have time to do anything but get out of the way. That was probably too much [...]

Bono Can’t Live Here With or Without You T Shirt

Bono Can't Live Here With or Without You T Shirt

Bono Can’t Live Here With or Without You T Shirt. How do people even know this song? Is it on regular oldies rotation. I guess U2 is still a thing and still one of the most popular bands in the world, so one of the most memorable tunes in the catalog will be appreciated for [...]

Straight Inta 2018 T Shirt: Bring it!

Straight Inta 2018 T Shirt

Straight Inta 2018 T Shirt. I hadn’t seen Inta used as the opposite of outta. That’s nice. NWA would be proud. And, I’m proud if your grab this shirt because you’re ready to face the challenges that a new year brings. Headlong and audacious. This, of course, is a play on NWA’s album Straight Outta [...]

Home Malone T Shirt (First Malone)

Home Malone T Shirt

Home Malone T Shirt. I must be getting old. This First Malone dude sounds like dying relatives to me. And not in a good way. But, I’m going to give all you folks about there that love him, love Xmas, and love the movie Home Alone. Because if you hit that trifecta this shirt was [...]

Snoop Dogg Christmas T Shirt

Snoop Dogg Christmas T Shirt

  Snoop Dogg Christmas T Shirt. If you’re a fan of Snoop Dogg you probably have already clicked the Buy button. I mean what’s not to like about joyous Snoop chillin’ with snowflakes? Snoop Dogg is timeless. It’s that smooth delivery, weed-infused lyrics and lifestyle that make people gravitate to him. Plus, he’s so tall [...]

Rock and Roll Santa Claus T Shirt

Rock and Roll Santa Claus T Shirt

Rock and Roll Santa Claus T Shirt. You ever wonder how high achievers find to do everything they do? Not even that. They get good and all the stuff they do. How?! Why don’t I have that gene?!?! I’ll tell you who does. Santa. The man is amazing. Gifts. Behavior control. Rock ‘n roll guitar. [...]

Gangsta Wrapper T Shirt: When You Know How To Make a Gift Look Good

Gangsta Wrapper T-Shirt

Get the Gangsta Wrapper T Shirt because it’s funny and it kind of hints that you know what’s up with the gangsta rapping, and that you’re well rounded enough to also be able to make a gift look clean. I love that this tee mashes up two worlds that you would not think would go [...]