Innuendo

Single And Disease Free T Shirt

Single And Disease Free T Shirt

Single And Disease Free T Shirt. Oh do I love this one. Everything about it. The cartoonish clean cut dude in the 50s letterman’s jacket. The thumbs up. The pomaded hair. And, that wink. That wink that says you might not want to believe me. Or maybe you should if you know what I mean. [...]

I Pull Out Hide-a-Bed T Shirt

I Pull Out Hide-a-Bed T Shirt

I Pull Out Hide-a-Bed T Shirt. This is a bit scandalous. I’m not sure I am ready to get into these more adult themes on this site. But, I can’t resist good wordplay, so here we go. PSA: I have two kids using the pullout method, so you can wear the shirt and laugh, but, [...]

Jingle My Bells T Shirt

Jingle My Bells T-Shirt

Jingle My Bells T Shirt. Is this some kind of dirty joke I don’t quite get? Is it code for jiggle my balls? Or is jingle my bells a euphemism for a depraved sexual act? Despite my obvious street smarts, I’m really quite innocent, and don’t know what this stuff means. I can just feel [...]

I Put Out For Santa T Shirt (Cookies)

I Put Out For Santa T-Shirts (Cookies)

I Put Out For Santa T Shirt (Cookies). Oops. I wonder if the makers of this tee know what they’ve done. Taken the wrong way by those with dirty minds, this could mean being amenable to offering Santa sexual favors. Of course, they mean cookies and probably milk, but maybe should tell them.   Of [...]

Santa Claus is Coming: That’s What She Said T Shirt

Santa Claus is Coming - That’s What She Said T-Shirt

Santa Claus is Coming: That’s What She Said T Shirt. Yikes. This is getting racy. I feel like Santa said it, but I suppose girls can tell. What am I talking about. Holy smokes. Is this sacrilegious?    Maybe it’s like double blasphemy equals a good. Santa is too commercialized, so sexualizing him evens it [...]

I Did It All For the Cookie T Shirt

I Did It All For the Cookie T-Shirt

I Did It All For the Cookie T Shirt. You think Santa does it to bring joy to the children, but really the whole damn Christmas gift, tree, chimney, reindeer, North Pole, and elves thing was just a sneaky way to get free cookies.  Thing is … I’m guessing that the ROI on the free [...]