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Come To Philly For the Crack T Shirt

Come To Philly For the Crack T Shirt

Come To Philly For the Crack T Shirt. Double meaning here. Wordplay for sale. Get your Philly crack right here. I think there’s a third way you can look at it too. All those cheesesteak eating football hooligans with their buttcracks peaking out from their jeans. It’s a cornucopia of Philly crack from which to [...]

Merica Drinkin’ Booze and Refusing to Lose T Shirt

'Merica Drikin' Booze and Refusing to Lose T Shirt

Merica Drinkin’ Booze and Refusing to Lose T Shirt. It’s true that America was drinking booze in the early days. Not sure you can attribute our winning ways to the drink 100%, but there probably something to having a release valve embedded in the culture. You can credit the European blood for the taste for [...]

Back to Back World War Champs T Shirt

Back to Back World War Champs T Shirt

Back to Back World War Champs T Shirt. We were the relief pitcher in both of these wars, but still get the save and called the Champs. Thank God. The Germans had the technological chops to threaten us from across the ocean had they not been snuffed in Germany. Let’s just hope we don’t have [...]

George Washington Call The Queen I Don’t Give a Fuck T Shirt

George Washington Call The Queen I Don't Give a Fuck T Shirt

George Washington Call The Queen I Don’t Give a Fuck T Shirt. George is partying and doesn’t care who knows it. He’s got it going on and is not worried about the consequences. He’s living in the moment. Well, actually … George was a very conscientious guy. And had huge steel balls. I mean what [...]

Abe Lincoln 3D Glasses T Shirt

Abe Lincoln 3D Glasses T Shirt

  Abe Lincoln 3D Glasses T Shirt. President Lincoln was a serious and tough dude, but he also knew how to have a good time. So, that’s why you wear this shirt. To remind people that you can work hard, be one of the greatest presidents, and check out the latest Coen brothers film. I [...]

America Abe Lincoln Riding a T-Rex T Shirt

America Abe Lincoln Riding a T-Rex T Shirt

America Abe Lincoln Riding a T-Rex T Shirt. You gotta love Abe Lincoln. And all the kids love T Rex. The combo mixed with a little patriotism, and a heady brew bound to make you feel good about being an American. Slavery wasn’t good. But, damn we got rid of it, which is pretty amazing. [...]

Last Name: Ever First Name: Greatest Moon Landing T Shirt

Last Name: Ever First Name: Greatest Moon Landing T Shirt

Last Name: Ever First Name: Greatest Moon Landing T Shirt. Greatest Ever. Are we talking about that astronaut? Or are we talking about the United States and it’s success at landing on the moon first. This shirt might not be specific enough. What do you think? Guess it really doesn’t matter. It’s a pretty outstanding [...]

Started From the Bottom Now We’re Here T Shirt

Started From the Bottom Now We're Here T Shirt

Started From the Bottom Now We’re Here T Shirt. This is evolution and it’s glorious. My only problem with this shirt is it doesn’t start with protozoa. I kinda want to see something crawling out of the sea, and then move up the chain. Still, quite good. Very good. The evolution of man is always [...]

Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death Preferably Liberty T Shirt

Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death Preferably Liberty T Shirt

Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death Preferably Liberty T Shirt. I love the phrase from Patrick Henry’s speech. Let’s be real. Liberty is awesome. Death kind of sucks. So, liberty certainly would be preferable. That line lightens up the mood without downplaying the importance of Mr. Henry’s point. I’m not sure I totally understand [...]