Animals

Bat and Robin T Shirt (Batman & Robin)

Bat and Robin T-Shirt (Batman & Robin)

Bat and Robin T Shirt (Batman & Robin). This is a solid tshirt. Makes me laugh every time I look at it. There’s something funny about a bat teaming up with a robin to go fight crime. I feel like they would be terrible at maintaining the rule of law amongst the more hard core [...]

My Butt Hurts What? Chocolate Easter Bunny T Shirt

My Butt Hurts What? Chocolate Easter Bunny T-Shirt

My Butt Hurts What? Chocolate Easter Bunny T Shirt. Daily reminder. I love absurdity. How do you eat your chocolate bunnies? It’s important to know because it says a lot about you. It’s like pizza and Oreos and Kit Kats. There are many ways to eat it, and your method reveals more about your personality [...]

You Need To Believe In Yourself Unicorn T Shirt

You Need To Believe In Yourself Unicorn T Shirt

You Need To Believe In Yourself Unicorn T Shirt. Sometimes for others to believe in you, you have to believe in yourself. If people sort of fake believe in you, or they call super rare things unicorns, then, as a unicorn, you need to take a hard look at yourself to make sure you believe. [...]

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock T Shirt

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock T-Shirt

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock T Shirt. I totally made up my own version of rochambeau once, so I’m down with the additional random options featured on this very fine tee. So, what are the rules with this five throw version of rock, paper, scissors. I don’t know if I can even begin to figure [...]

Taco Cat I’m a Palindrome T Shirt

Taco Cat I'm a Palindrome T-Shirt

Taco Cat I’m a Palindrome T Shirt. This tee is very pleasing to me. Palindromes are fun. Cats are fun. Tacos are delicious. Three very strong elements going here. Plus, a very cute artistic style. I can’t really understand how you’re still reading this. The pull of this shirt is very strong. To not have [...]

Pavlov’s Cat T shirt

Pavlov’s Cat T-shirt

Pavlov’s Cat T Shirt. It took Ivan Pavlov years to find the right subject to successfully complete his tests of his conditioning hypothesis. We’re lucky to have this historical depiction of him failing miserably trying to get his cat to come for dinner. He’s like … I’ve been doing this damn bell ringing with this [...]

No Drama Llama T Shirt

No Drama Llama T-Shirt

No Drama Llama T Shirt. I like this one. Simple. Concise. Clean. No drama llama. Keep it real. Keep it above board. Don’t get squirrely. Don’t go down gossipy, drama hell holes. I know it’s tempting to play out the trauma of your past, but learn from this fine creature and break the cycle. Peace [...]

I Do What I Want Cat T Shirt

Do What I Want Cat T Shirt

I Do What I Want Cat T Shirt. Oh my, the look on that cats face is like the knowledge of all the millenia that cats have evolved into basically becoming the masters of humans. A bit of disdain. A dash of pity. And a boatload of challenge. When the cat starts swatting coffee off [...]

The Gorilla Channel Nothing But Fighting Gorillas T Shirt

The Gorilla Channel Nothing But Fighting Gorillas T Shirt

The Gorilla Channel Nothing But Fighting Gorillas T Shirt. Just gorillas fighting. That’s it. No more. Forget the UFC, the best fighting is on the Gorilla Channel. Be the first to express your appreciation of the finer things in life. People will believe anything about Donald Trump. And they’ll make benign things like drinking with [...]