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I Drink Your Milkshake T Shirt (There Will Be Blood)

I Drink Your Milkshake T Shirt (There Will Be Blood)

I Drink Your Milkshake T Shirt (There Will Be Blood). Ah, my favorite scene in one of my all-time fave movies. This is an unbelievable cinematic moment captures on this very fine tee. Not sure they really needed to put the straw in there though. Daniel Plainview didn’t need one to get his point across. [...]

The Guac Tarot T Shirt

The Guac Tarot T Shirt

The Guac Tarot T Shirt. Random and delicious. You know it’s serious tarot reading though because the chip was dipped in the guacamole then turned upside down for the photo. Are you comfortable with the all seeing eye on this chip? Is the Deep State just making you comfortable with 24/7 surveillance by combining the [...]

DJ Enzyme Breaks It Down T Shirt

DJ Enzyme Breaks It Down T-Shirt

DJ Enzyme Breaks It Down T Shirt. I think about and take enzymes a lot. I’m not known for my iron stomach. In fact, if I veer off my strict diet even a little, well, our DJ friend doesn’t have time to do anything but get out of the way. That was probably too much [...]

Hey Over Here I Found Bacon T Shirt

Hey Over Here I Found Bacon T Shirt

Hey Over Here I Found Bacon T Shirt. Bacon is so damn popular these days. It’s amazing. With all the weirdo health food nuts, and religious zealots, who don’t eat pork, you’d think there wouldn’t be such an outward love for the crispy pig. But, there is. A ton of love. Truly over the moon [...]

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man S’More T Shirt (Ghostbusters)

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man S'More T-Shirt (Ghostbusters)

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man S’More T Shirt (Ghostbusters). There are a lot of S’mores tees in the world. Very popular sweet treat apparently. I think the mythology around the crunchy, sweet, sticky cracker sandwich is stronger than the actual flavor. Add that rich history and oral tradition around the fire … I remember the time [...]

My Butt Hurts What? Chocolate Easter Bunny T Shirt

My Butt Hurts What? Chocolate Easter Bunny T-Shirt

My Butt Hurts What? Chocolate Easter Bunny T Shirt. Daily reminder. I love absurdity. How do you eat your chocolate bunnies? It’s important to know because it says a lot about you. It’s like pizza and Oreos and Kit Kats. There are many ways to eat it, and your method reveals more about your personality [...]

He Need Some Milk T Shirt

He Need Some Milk T Shirt

He Need Some Milk T Shirt. Celebrate the meme that rocked the world. Who cares how old it is. It’s good and will stand the test of time, which is why you need the shirt to commemorate. Anytime you can capture revulsion and motherly instinct on a t-shirt you have to do it. “Y’all better [...]

How I Cut Carbs T Shirt

How I Cut Carbs T Shirt

How I Cut Carbs T Shirt. Ah, to be a young, skinny, trim, fit, no morbidly obese, pizza eating wordplayer. But, alas … just kidding, I don’t want to ruin the vibe of this shirt. Screw ketogenic. Forget paleo. You know what I’m saying. Enjoy yourself. Eat some damn carbohydrates. No really … that’s totally [...]

I’m Sorry For What I Said When I Was Hungry T Shirt

I'm Sorry For What I Said When I Was Hungry T Shirt

I’m Sorry For What I Said When I Was Hungry T Shirt. Ah, a moment of sincere contrition. A moment to savor. Especially, if it’s from someone, who is a blow hard, and thinks they are always right. They’re not admitting that they were wrong, but at least it is something. Oh wait, it’s you, [...]