Food

Funny Valentine Tees Featuring Food

Tacos Are My Valentine T Shirt

Funny Valentine Tees Featuring Food. There is something to be said for a love of food. It enriches your life. You get energy. Nutrients. Calories. Enjoyment. And, most importantly, you can shove down any uneasy feelings by stuffing comfort food down in large quantities. Ah. Love. Being fat ain’t so bad, especially when the food [...]

Valentine Candy Hearts T Shirts

Valentine Candy Hearts T Shirts

Valentine Candy Hearts T Shirts. I have a nice mix of sweetheart conversation candy heart tees here. A shirt featuring naughty candy hearts. A shirt with the normal G rated candy hearts but in high resolution, and, of course, the mean candy hearts for the grumps in the audience. Candy hearts remind me of elementary [...]

Fudge It Fudgsicle T Shirt

Fudge It Fudgsicle T-Shirt

Fudge It Fudgsicle T Shirt. I’m not going to lie, I have the hardest time spelling Fudgsicle. For me that’s the hardest word to spell in the English language. I’ve opened a dictionary, and let me tell you, there are some difficult words, but Fudgsicle tops my list. I know. I know. It’s a proper [...]

We Built This City On Sausage Rolls T Shirt (Starship Misheard)

We Built This City On Sausage Rolls T Shirt

We Built This City On Sausage Rolls T Shirt. Well, if you must resort to building a city of some sort of food stuff sausage rolls aren’t bad. They’re shaped like logs, so you can build your structures like log cabins. That’s quaint. What city is Starship talking about here anyway? Misheard lyrics are a [...]

Peanut Butter T Shirts: Celebrate the Perfect Food

Peanut Butter T Shirts

Peanut Butter T Shirts. I thought I new the world of peanut butter. I used to eat it every day. But things have changed. Peanut butter culture ain’t what it used to be. But, one thing is for sure … this gay rainbow heart peanut butter love hoodie is NICE. What I mean by peanut [...]

Raisin Cookies Are Why I Have Trust Issues T Shirt

Raisin Cookies Are Why I Have Trust Issues T Shirt

Raisin Cookies Are Why I Have Trust Issues T Shirt. First thing to do is admit you have a problem. You’re raisinphobic. Understandable. They look like aged liver-spotted grapes. It causes you to think of your own mortality. Let’s work on this. Just kidding raisins in cookies are terrible. Don’t they usually bubble to the [...]

He Has No Idea His Head Is On Fire Birthday Cake T Shirt

He Has No Idea His Head Is On Fire Birthday Cake T Shirt

He Has No Idea His Head Is On Fire Birthday Cake T Shirt. Oh no. What’s happening here? He’s an excited birthday cake who’s about to find out that things aren’t as joyous as he’s currently making them out to be. Unless someone can save him. Please someone save him. Blow out those candles. Don’t [...]

S’More T Shirt (Evil Chocolate and Graham Cracker)

S'More T-Shirt (Evil Chocolate and Graham Cracker)

S’More T Shirt (Evil Chocolate and Graham Cracker). This one really gets me. That poor mallow. Look how evil the chocolate and graham cracker are. What the hell’s got into them. Who gave ’em those matches? Is that safe? They must be brainwashed. Maybe this is some of that Montauk, MK Ultra shit. Like, they [...]

I’m the Wurst T Shirt

I'm the Wurst T Shirt

I’m the Wurst T Shirt. I love this little dude. He’s the wurst, and totally stoked about it. Plus, I like the placement of the little casing tie ups on the either end. Not going to get into what the bottom one looks like. Suffice it to say this little guy has pizzazz. And it’s [...]