America

Official Day Drinking Team T Shirt

Official Day Drinking Team T Shirt

America-first red, white, and blue. This design brings to mind Americans having fun on the lake, at the beach, in the backyard, etc. Freedom has its advantages. Drinking, enjoying the company of friends, and being free to do whatever you want as long as it’s not against the law is what the U.S. is all [...]

Come To Philly For the Crack T Shirt

Come To Philly For the Crack T Shirt

Come To Philly For the Crack T Shirt. Double meaning here. Wordplay for sale. Get your Philly crack right here. I think there’s a third way you can look at it too. All those cheesesteak eating football hooligans with their buttcracks peaking out from their jeans. It’s a cornucopia of Philly crack from which to [...]

Merica Drinkin’ Booze and Refusing to Lose T Shirt

'Merica Drikin' Booze and Refusing to Lose T Shirt

Merica Drinkin’ Booze and Refusing to Lose T Shirt. It’s true that America was drinking booze in the early days. Not sure you can attribute our winning ways to the drink 100%, but there probably something to having a release valve embedded in the culture. You can credit the European blood for the taste for [...]

Toss Me Another Beer Brosevelt T Shirt

Toss Me Another Beer Brosevelt T Shirt

Toss Me Another Beer Brosevelt T Shirt. What do you say about Teddy Roosevelt? Dude’s on Mt. Rushmore along with Washington, Jefferson, and Lincoln. That’s serious company. He was reportedly a badass, so this muscle-bound bro depiction isn’t a stretch. I think his claim to fame, other than being the 25th Vice President and 26th [...]

Back to Back World War Champs T Shirt

Back to Back World War Champs T Shirt

Back to Back World War Champs T Shirt. We were the relief pitcher in both of these wars, but still get the save and called the Champs. Thank God. The Germans had the technological chops to threaten us from across the ocean had they not been snuffed in Germany. Let’s just hope we don’t have [...]

Time to Get Star Spangled Hammered T Shirt

Time to Get Star Spangled Hammered T Shirt

Time to Get Star Spangled Hammered T Shirt. Sometimes you gotta blow off some steam. Drink a few beers. Forget about the problems. Reduce the stress. This is healthy. Plus, spangled is a super cool word. But, let’s not get too sloshy here. We have a lot of work to do. There’s a revolution in [...]

George Washington Call The Queen I Don’t Give a Fuck T Shirt

George Washington Call The Queen I Don't Give a Fuck T Shirt

George Washington Call The Queen I Don’t Give a Fuck T Shirt. George is partying and doesn’t care who knows it. He’s got it going on and is not worried about the consequences. He’s living in the moment. Well, actually … George was a very conscientious guy. And had huge steel balls. I mean what [...]

Abe Lincoln 3D Glasses T Shirt

Abe Lincoln 3D Glasses T Shirt

  Abe Lincoln 3D Glasses T Shirt. President Lincoln was a serious and tough dude, but he also knew how to have a good time. So, that’s why you wear this shirt. To remind people that you can work hard, be one of the greatest presidents, and check out the latest Coen brothers film. I [...]

America Abe Lincoln Riding a T-Rex T Shirt

America Abe Lincoln Riding a T-Rex T Shirt

America Abe Lincoln Riding a T-Rex T Shirt. You gotta love Abe Lincoln. And all the kids love T Rex. The combo mixed with a little patriotism, and a heady brew bound to make you feel good about being an American. Slavery wasn’t good. But, damn we got rid of it, which is pretty amazing. [...]